If I were to say, “What are you?!” Your only answer should be, “An idiot sandwich.”  Now, if I were to say, “Where’s the lamb sauce?!” and ask you who said that, you should be able to answer that without ANY hesitation: British chef, Gordon Ramsay!

Gordon Ramsay has MANY iconic quotes, but today, right here, right now, you, will be joining me, ranking some of these legendary quotes.

ALRIGHT! Before we begin, I want to make a couple things clear. There are only three tiers to this list, but this has a reason. Said reason is everything Gordon says is a B tier or above. But enough about this. I want to share my rankings!

B tier-

“You amaze me every time.” “YOU DOUGHNUT!” “IT’S RAW!”

Why: these three (beautiful) quotes are the bane of Chef Ramsay’s existence, and only a taste of how funny and powerful his words can get.

Moving on.

A tier-

“Pineapple does not belong on pizza.” “WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?” “This isn’t a pizza. This is a mistake. This is an Italian tragedy.”

Why: No matter how many times I hear these, I will (100%) laugh, no matter what.

Now finally, the best ones. The S tier quotes.

S tier-

“WHAT ARE YOU? An idiot sandwich.” “THE CHICKEN IS SO RAW, IT’S STILL CROSSING THE ROAD!” “So you’re blaming the spatula?” “It looks like Ghandi’s flip flop.” “Hey, panini head, are you listening to me?”

Reasoning: These quotes… beautiful. No other words. Okay, that part was a lie. I do have more words. I can barley begin to explain how amazing these quotes are. Chef’s kiss. Absolutely amazing. This is peak Gordon Ramsay humor.

Final thoughts: Okay, I’ll admit something: I had fun ranking these quotes. I never thought I’d say this, but, these quotes are better than Gordon’s signature Beef Wellington.