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D.J. Horse Head Menace to School

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NO HORSEPLAY GUYS: Your 2nd VP, Chief Keith Bowler. You know, the SBO that never knows what he's doing.

NO HORSEPLAY GUYS: Your 2nd VP, Chief Keith Bowler. You know, the SBO that never knows what he's doing.

NO HORSEPLAY GUYS: Your 2nd VP, Chief Keith Bowler. You know, the SBO that never knows what he's doing.

Kellen Hansen, Staff Writer

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I don’t know who D.J. Horse Head is, and I don’t care, but whoever he is, I just hope he knows I’m watching him. I will find him and I will take him down. Whoever this man/horse is will rue the day he decided to roam the halls of Star Valley High School.

I would be in the middle of a football game and see this strange being in the stands causing me to shiver. I would lose my train of focus, and my concentration would be lacking. All I wanted to do was bring pride and victory to my school, but D.J. Horse Head robbed me of that opportunity.

I also think that the so called D.J Horse Head is anti-Keith Bowler. Every time Keith should be at a party, he suddenly disappears and D.J Horse Head tries to steal the show. I’m genuinely concerned for my friend and former SBO. I think he might be in danger.

Lastly, this horse-faced felon is an attention guru. The only reason he ever even became famous is because Madi Klein hit him with her car. I mean Madi is a terrible driver, she hit everything with her car. What makes the freaking horse special?

I plead with you to help bring this thing to justice. If we allow him to continue his ways, he may overtake us all. And that is something that we cannot afford.

 

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